"Ich bin eine bloomer"

I’ve forced myself to come to the computer room and write this blog today as I said in my last blog I don’t want to get behind with it and forget half the stuff I’ve done… luckily this won’t be a problem as literally 1hour after I wrote the last entry I decided I was going to be ill (bottom end) and went to the room and vegetated for a number of days (6).

Now I’m not bad at being ill. I’ll sit in bed watch TV, read a book, play chess, smoke (no drinking though) and generally have a good time being ill. This time was no different really. I was in varkala which is full of tourist and so its not a problem getting anything (toilet roll) and I could just go for a walk and get a drink if the room became a little oppressive. Jim and RIA stayed in the room with me most of the time having a laugh and a chat.

Funniest moment of the room was when me and Ria were sat on the bed chatting about ria’s future and I was talking through what was possibly going to happen each year for the next 5 years. We were in stitches laughing about her French boyfriend (who she will love although she didn’t look very impressed when I talked about him, but like I said to ria you can’t choose who you fall in love with sometimes - disclaimer – ria doesn’t have a French boyfriend (or any boyfriend) this is just a possible future that I outlined for her and may or may not actually ever possible happen although if it did it would be nice until she reached the age of 65 and her legs fall off! :) ….. anyway funniest moment was not this but was 5 seconds after this when we were laughing our heads of and I just heard this voice say “Chris doesn’t sound very ill”! (I didn’t) and it was jenny (pirate wench) and Karl (could be a pirate if he wanted to although he doesn’t like water that much I don’t think). Hilarious maybe you had to be there. So jenny and Carl turned up and I felt better. That night no body would drink with jenny so I did and me and her sat up till the bars closed and everybody had gone to bed and the vodka had nearly all been drunk. At this point where sensible people go to bed jen turned to me and suggested some night swimming. I most definitely thought it was a superb idea (may have been the vodka) and we went to the beach. .. The waves in varkala are BIG.

I interject this blog to talk about the guy sat next to me. He’s been moaning to his bank for the last 20 minutes about his credit card.. He’s just mentioned speaking to his lawyer. I feel for him… banks aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhh. Apparently the best bank to go abroad with is the nationwide don’t ask me why it just is…….

So big waves, me and jen jumped around a LOT (nice use of capitals today I’m sure you’ll agree). Unfortunately after jumping for a while I decided to try diving under the waves. Unfortunately although the waves were HUGE the actual depth of water when there wasn’t a wave was about 30 cm I reckon! This was a problem because I dived about 40 cm… this means that I dived 40cm down into water that was 30 cm deep… you may think this is not possible but I have a beautiful cut on my nose and my head (not deep at all more of a scratch) that says otherwise. Didn’t hurt that much. Parents please don’t worry I was never in any real danger jenny was there and she would have saved me I’m sure.. oh Jen also lost her ring that she made by herself in puskar at a silver smith class :-(

The next day we all went to the beach, me jim and karl played Boulez, everybody had a swim and had an enjoyable day. Evening time we decided to get dressed up fancy like. Wore my shirt and my waist coat at the same time! This wasn’t fancy enough though so I added glitter and a stylish hair stylie.. apparently I looked a bit like garry glitter but I couldn’t see it. Went for a meal, drank some drinks acted a little silly (jim, ria jenny and karly) made me ask people silly questions as people walked past the restaurant had a dance (not a good dance) and then came home. This were the night ended for me (or my memory at least) but apparently according to jim and ria tell me that I stayed up talking to the neighbour and regaling her with my knowledge of the German language – Ich Bin Eine Bloomer which is all the german I know (oh i also know - hast du und fuyer) . the german girl now greets me as ‘Bloomer’ which I like!

So jim and ria have gone with karl and jenny. They wanted me to go with them but I politely declined the offer as I need some space. Love them both to bits really do and wouldn’t change them for the world but I can’t agree with what there doing to themselves.. Will defo see them again on this trip at some point though (if they want to) Told jenny I might go to Nepal with her which would be cool.

Ria read my last blog and quite rightly was a little upset that I made her out to be a bit of a ditz and basically a pain in the arse. This is not true ria is a truly amzing wonderful person who I’ve shared some great memories with (not just in India but all over wales too). I love her to bits and think she is one of the most beautiful women to ever walk the earth. If you are reading this ria (I know you are;-0) then just remember that I love you and although I’m a bit of a dick I am always right about stuff probably! Now you just have to remember what I’m right about! And jim your ace to!

Anyway so ria, jim karl and jenny have all left me on my own boohoo poor me. So on my own for at least 4 hours enjoying the freedom having a little whistle contemplating all the wonderful things I can do know I’m on my own (erh?) then who walks in to my life but the most gorgeous intelligent and scrumptiously edible Angelina (german girl from the om beach and boat trip) who I’d like to have my babies. Turns out she wants to have my babies. Brilliant!!!! That last sentence may not be quite true but you never know ; -) had some dinner with her and a guy called matthew, sat on the roof of angelinas dorm and talked rubbish for hours about reality the universe and that sort of bolloxs. Leaving tomorrow for the cape should be fun, Angelina is coming with me

Extra bits
Stomach still aches a little but hopefully I’m going to be ok
Been thinking about the future - I need to stop this
Tried to call krissy berry at 9 in the morning on Saturday and she hung up on me!!! I’ll get you berry ;-)

i'm a flower .. get over it